"i hate everyone"
*has 1978 friends on facebook*

whenever i hear of a job opportunity, i completely get my hopes up and already start planning what my first day is going to be like

and when i don’t hear from them back, i completely feel like shit and over analyze everything and think that my own friends don’t even like me

i’m seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

eat her out then eat her soul



did john cena really come out as gay??

do you know how many straight white peoples lives he just ruined if thats true?

They not ready for a gay superhero

this is the stupidest post i have ever seen

(Source: tiddiemeat420)